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    Brainstorm for the new Economy

    This has happened a few times over the past few weeks. Guys I know in the bike biz; sales reps, sales mgr's, mechanics, engineers, whomever, that have all lost their jobs, ask me if I need a .... fill in the blank.

    Hell, I haven't made a living for the past to years, but I guess I can't get laid off, or fired either. The boss can be a dick, but only to a point. But for anyone, to ask me, is pretty funny.

    But given the amount of unemployed talent out there; and if some of it is misguided enough to look to me for an answer, I have an idea. It'll be kinda like Saturn, way back when. "A new kind of motorcycle company".

    I think we should call it:
    The Island of Misfit Toys Motorcycle Company

    I'm currently accepting resumes.

    Cheers

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    Put a sock in it toots!

    Translation: morning bossman.... ya dik

    Well there is my resume so show me to my caged and lightly padded work area.


    Btw.... didnt Saturn shite the bed?
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    Oh, I'd highly recommend electrifying my area if I catch wind of those boots had like a nine and a halfish kinda status
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    HackA,
    Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with your lingo. I am correct in understanding that you would like to be considered for the Head of R & D position? Or, are you calling me a dik, or both?

    The boots? Je*us, get over it already. Sometimes in life things just don't work out. Kinda like buying the warehouse down the street from me.



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    Just electrify the cage already and make sure to follow my handlers recommendation of two blonde hotties per day.

    Oh, non stop streaming "moral orel", "family guy" and that shake frie and meat head show have been scientifically been proven to increase productivity

    Lighten up and repeat this catchy phrase regularly

    Fawk it

    it helps
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    Mr. Hacka,
    Thank you for your interest in The Island of Misfit Toys Motorcycle Co. Your application and resume seem to be in order. Human Resources will be contacting you shortly.

    Best Regards,
    Leon Stanley

    President,
    The Island of Misfit Toys Motorcycle Co.


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    Hey Geet,
    Can I count on you for heading up Legal?

    I think we could have this project fully staffed by days end.

    Any stimulus money out there? Bring manufacturing back to these shores, and all that.

    I'm telling ya, with Buell gone, there is definitely a niche for a quirky, US built sporting motorcycle. Staffed with the caferacer.net brain trust, it would have instant Street, and Industry cred.

    Hey, not for nothing, what is Erik Buell up to? Hacka's # 2, in R & D?


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    tex should run shipping.



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    If Geets gets to be the legal eagle, can I be the enforcer?
    I rather enjoy removing reluctant kneecaps....
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    Ya think Eric's willingness to plug an offshore engine into "the american sport bike" will meld with the manifesto?

    I like the idea of made here or nuke it.

    I am however, flexible. Shredding or crushing as an alternative to nuking would be acceptable in special cases.
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