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    A scammer called me what??

    I was selling a bike for $900 on Gumtree (the Australian equivalent of Craigslist). And of course the scammer emails and texts came flooding in (even though I said in the ad NO TEXTS OR EMAILS - CALLS ONLY).

    Anyway, I thought I'd respond to this one......

    From: [email protected]
    Would u take $400 cash

    .......by simply saying "fuck off".

    To my surprise I got a response:

    "you and your family can go fuck each other
    Its a piece of shit & it aint worth jack shit father fucker"

    Never been called a father fucker before - is that better or worse than a mother fucker?

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    depends? do you know where both your parents are?

    example one: a quick witted mate was being taunted by a league gorilla who broke out "i fucked your mum last night". the reply was, good for mum and thanks. her sex life took a bit of a dive since she died 6 months ago. do you do her missionary as once rigor mortis kicked in she'd be a bit inflexible for doggy?

    example two, on family fucking: grew up in a smaller town than where i later lived. copped shit about inbreeding from hicks who were down the evolutionary scale one day. "yeah problem there is i'm an only child so my lovelife was quite boring as a kid. would have killed for a sister as a child, but not to worry now, since i've been doing yours on days when your father isn't"

    BFF of Ken, inheritor of same status with Tex, erstwhile defender of young Kerry, and general village idiot sans village. Glen.

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    depends? do you know where both your parents are?

    example one: a quick witted mate was being taunted by a league gorilla who broke out "i fucked your mum last night". the reply was, good for mum and thanks. her sex life took a bit of a dive since she died 6 months ago. do you do her missionary as once rigor mortis kicked in she'd be a bit inflexible for doggy?

    example two, on family fucking: grew up in a smaller town than where i later lived. copped shit about inbreeding from hicks who were down the evolutionary scale one day. "yeah problem there is i'm an only child so my lovelife was quite boring as a kid. would have killed for a sister as a child, but not to worry now, since i've been doing yours on days when your father isn't"

    BFF of Ken, inheritor of same status with Tex, erstwhile defender of young Kerry, and general village idiot sans village. Glen.

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    father fucker haha thats new to me

    you just gotta love a low ball offer from just a picture.

    show us what you where selling.
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    project bikes: CB250, CL125a, BSA bantam d1

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    father fucker haha thats new to me

    you just gotta love a low ball offer from just a picture.

    show us what you where selling.
    running bikes: N/A
    project bikes: CB250, CL125a, BSA bantam d1

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    what if this email [email protected] just happened to get signed up for every father fucking website's newsletter? along with granny porn?
    ask me about my ADD or pie or my cat. a dog. i have a bike. Do you like TV? i saw a rock. hi.

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    what if this email [email protected] just happened to get signed up for every father fucking website's newsletter? along with granny porn?
    ask me about my ADD or pie or my cat. a dog. i have a bike. Do you like TV? i saw a rock. hi.

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    doesn't sound like a spammer. sounds like a kid looking for a cheap bike.
    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
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    doesn't sound like a spammer. sounds like a kid looking for a cheap bike.
    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
    - Samuel Beckett
    A tool is just an opportunity with a handle
    - Kevin Kelly

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    quote:Originally posted by Geeto67

    doesn't sound like a spammer. sounds like a kid looking for a cheap bike.
    +1
    I am Derby\'s Bitch


    Some times things come around that are so singularly inept it gives you a whole new appreciation for the ept

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