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    What happened to Lil-bull?

    He wanted a 305/450 brake...I sent it to him. He got, he liked it...several days later I got it back in the mail. No replies to emails, not posts on Caferacer....kind of a mystery.
    JohnnyB


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    perhaps he joined the cult of the blue hairs? he has probably sold all of his bikes, bought a giant cadillac, and is cruising at 15mph north on I-95 (toward saratoga springs to kill jb in his sleep).

    poor johnny!

    -tex




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    He's in my basement. Is there anything you want me to ask him?

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    what address did you send it to? Where's he live?


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    He gave me an address in Florida for the brake. But I noticed his profile said he was in Mass.
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    he just relocated from mass to florida, he was on here about a week ago but I think that he is too busy to check in more than every once in a while.


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    i emailed him today. nothing yet.

    johnny,

    lock your backdoor and duct tape your rear too!

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    I was missing my member once...aaron found it.

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    Artist: King Missile
    Song: Detatchable Penis

    Lyrics :

    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.

    [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    and the next morning I can't for the life of me
    remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was,
    they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
    'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.
    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    but they were no help either.
    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
    I like having a detachable penis.

    [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
    a while, then out]



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    Must be that some of his bike projects are on hold for now.
    JohnnyB


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