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Sitting innocently on the couch watching the F1 warmup and having a cup of good coffee, I hear a far off voice. Calling to me in whispers. Urging me. Calling me out. Telling me "why watch four wheels, when my two make you so happy. They do make you happy, don't they?"
"You ignored me when you got home yesterday, choosing instead to drive off with that woman for a long, long time. You made me cry. Do you like making me cry?"
"Will you please come make me smile"
I mean, how can I say no?
You live in Michigan, I wouldn't waste any dry day over 40° doing anything but riding. Just think of the 6-8 months it'll be too cold, or raining, or the roads will be salted in preparation for the snow and you don't want your junk to get rusty.
I'm just saying, dvr the race and go waste some gas!
It ain't easy bein' fat and greasy.
Sadly I've not got one on the road of my own at the moment but I take a little solace in being able to spend my sunday with my fingers in other peoples mistresses!!!! might even get to ride one to test if she's been responding to my caress. Downside is it's a gpz500 that I'm working on and she ain't no supermodel
You have inspired me pull a couple bikes out of the garage, call a friend and go out for a ride around the island. If you never hear from me again figure that some tourist in a motor home got me----" hey Martha, looky at that lobster boat over therrrrrreeee-" and Bam, runs right over me as a try to make a left hand turn.
traffic sucks here in July. It Really sucks here in August. I plan my routes for as few lefts as possible.