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    The end is nigh!!!

    This post is purely for satire purposes and is not meant in any way to spark a political debate.

    I usually go round to my mate Nathan's on a Sunday to watch 'mercun football.

    This Sunday we discussed the imminent doom of our species and decided to throw a special "end of the world" party next Tuesday.

    We've both already gone out and maxed out all the credit cards as well as ordering as much "buy now pay February" stuff as we could find.

    Is anyone else throwing a party on the 8th to mark the demise of western civilisation?

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    Ummm why'd you fellas pick the 8th? I bought a brand new pickup last week, maybe I'll tell them to get fucked when they ask for payment? Haha
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    On a side note the UK game this weekend was awesome! I support neither team but far as bringing the sport into the public eye in the UK goes, they couldn't have dreamed of a better game.

    We picked the 8th completely randomly and will be filling the fridge with budweiser, ordering pizza from satan (dominos) and watching an entertaining night of American news.

    I'm hoping that after the apocalypse there will still be idiots like us around to not care about it and ride motorcycles.

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    We can still own firearms here totally different ball game my friend.

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    And we will need motorcycles that the EMPs wont stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K9Swine View Post

    And we will need motorcycles that the EMPs wont stop.
    Easy one that.... just buy/build a motorcycle with a mazda diesel engine fitted and then put too much oil in it. Apparently nothing can stop them!!!

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    sounds good I will research

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwalo View Post
    Is anyone else throwing a party on the 8th to mark the demise of western civilisation?
    I don't need to go out and max out the credit cards.......I've been married 28 years and my bride does that just fine and dandy.

    Hopefully I'll be throwing a celebration party when things get "Great again"

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    Get the fuck outta here!!!!... It's actually happened.... The end of de-mock-racy....

    When can we all get on with working together as a species to ensure our survival?

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    I can't help it.......



    It's meant in jest and I'm sure I should get a couple of written warnings before an outright ban... and I am prepared to work with people to pick up the pieces....

    President Trump........

    In other news it's well into spring down under and the Aussies are looking forward to a summer riding motorcycles.... Over to you Bruce...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwalo View Post

    In other news it's well into spring down under and the Aussies are looking forward to a summer riding motorcycles.... Over to you Bruce...
    Bruce here - we ride all year round down in Oz. No snow (except in the mountainous snowfields) and some of the best riding weather is in the middle of winter.

    Back to you, fuckers.....
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