In Tokyo riding with that seat, at least you could go fight the butt-demons to prove your manhood, then go and get a good butt massage from an old housewife. Later, a fried axolotl, a nip of whisky, and then off for an erotic ear-cleaning by a girl who looks thirteen.
And people say that the Japs are mad! :D
Walking funny from butt-burn in Austin just gets the knowing nods from friends: "butt plug huh?" .
Danger, is my business.