So a bear and a rabbit are hanging out in the woods, discussing life.
There's a pause in the conversation, and the Bear asks, "Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?"
Rabbit, who was a little shocked by the questions, pauses and answers, "No Bear, I don't believe it does."
So the Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
Moral of the story: Biaggi is a poof.