Hey, BTW, speaking of fat people, anybody watch American Idol on Wednesday night? I know, I know, who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of amateurs try to sing, but there was nothing on so I tuned in. What a riot. They only show the worst and the best, and worst are much badder than the best are gooder (!). Geez, it was funny. And they had some fat people, but they weren't like your normal fat people, they were like weird fat people...that couldn't sing. I think their friends must encourage them to go on just so they can sit in their living rooms and roar.
And the 6' 7" inch black girl (in heels), that could sing, totally turned me on, for some reason. I wanted to take her on a date on the back of my bike. Her knees would be like fork stops, and then if anybody made fun of us she could get off and totally beat the shit out of them, and then we'd go into a bar and I'd look up at her and ask her what she wanted to drink, and if anybody made fun of us she could totally beat the shit out of them, too. And then we'd slow dance and I'd murmur, "mommy, mommy". Oh, yeah...
Dgy
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everytime I read this thread title, I think its about fat people that aren't married...