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well Im not homophobic(BUT..there is always a but...right..) but I saw two college age guys riding one bike a modern sport bike.The kid on the back was so high up in the air to sit on the pad on the back of the tail section .It truely looked like stadium seating No lie.He had to hold his freind under his arm pit when he leaned back at a stop light and his hands slid down to his freinds hips when on the move .

Im sorry it just looked wrong,in a man love, way (not that there is anything wrong with that just not my scene ,Im a confirmed lesbian myself)
I tell you that kid was on a stamp sized pad the tail was at such a angle the whole vissual was just wrong on so many levels ..

two cars behind them there was a harley with the owners, seat, was lower then the tank and almost half way below the rear wheel extra low seat pan.A ball crusher of a position it looked cramped.

two extremes in on row of traffic ,I wouldnt want to be the kid in the stadium seat ,in any way shape or form ....I even thought the driver must be fitting the tail weight the entire trip.

sorry about two posts with a mountain theme it just happened.

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chris had to give me a ride to get my truck from the tow lot one night. i kept hugging him. we looked so gay i figured i might as well run with it. he was getting mad. the 6 beers i had helped. 2 guys on a bike is just wrong. although mike o gave me a ride one day. those are the only 2 times ive been on the back of a bike. tex got a ride around vir on the back of a bike. no thanks!

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dude two-up full tilt boogie on a litre bike with a pilot who laps the entire expert group is simply fucking awesome. much cooler than bungie jumping.

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I make a point to get very personal when a guy has to give me a ride on the back for some reason. Hehe...like Joe said...go with it...you probably have a helmet on...so embarass the rider if possible. I like grabbing man breast when I'm on the back.
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yeah but tex, hes like 5'4", and youre like 6'2". i mean, how gay looking was that. you probably had youre arms wrapped around his neck. i did see something cool the other day. a guy was riding his new yamaha cruiser thing and his chick was holding on to grab bars under her legs. they were nice and big and it looked really comfy. i thought, wow, that looks nice.



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ps, this place is teeming......

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When I was a kid I used to ride on the back of pop's ninja all the time...but when your a kid nobody accuses you of bieng gay until you hit puberty.

That is the one disappointing thing about sportbikes is that they have passenger seats but really...not even most women are comfortable on them. Plus most have gotten rid of the old grab rails that the older bikes had so you are forced to hug anything infront you can.

In europe you'll see anything on the back of bikes, to them it is transportation...but to us in the US it is a social statement and that social statement better not be "you're gay" unless you actually are.

When I was a teenager I used to know an older girl who rode a zx7r, loved riding on the back of that bike. She was tiny too so I am sure it looked like a grizzly bear was attacking her on the back of the bike.
 

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Guess they should make helmets with pony tails ,so the guy on the back might get some vissual testosterone back .One hand on the pony tail and one hand on the back of the seat YEEE haaa all the way to the mountain top !

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unless yer buddy is broken down on the side of the road and needs a lift, then theres no reason to have another dude on yer bike when yer on there..unless of course the two of you are in fact homosexuals, pillow biters, butt pirates(argh gimme yer booty), butt dart players, poofs, fairies, crap smashers(eww), clubman bars users, then it makes "perfect sense" for two dudes to be on the same bike(still fucking gross)at the same time......me personally, i dont even let the woman on the bike with me....i didnt shave off 100lbs, just to put it back on...dont care how hot she is.......as for "going with it" when you are "forced" to ride that way? yeah someone said it....this place is fucking "teeming" with puddin stirrers...haha...
 

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I make a point to get very personal when a guy has to give me a ride on the back for some reason. Hehe...like Joe said...go with it...you probably have a helmet on...so embarass the rider if possible. I like grabbing man breast when I'm on the back.
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I did that to Zack this weekend. He didn't think it was as funny as I did.

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reminds me of a fun game we play in the truck. if there are 3 of us in the front seat the guy nearest the passenger door ducks down. so it looks like the driver and middle guy are sitting next to each other from the next car over. you get some great looks form other guys in trucks.

is it ok to actually give a gay guy a ride? i gave a buddy of mine a ride to the airport. hes gay. but im not. so, like, is that ok? does that make me gay? he wasnt holding my "man rope".

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Hehehe...cool....I give a couple of guys a ride home in my truck all the time....gonna try that....and while he's down there...maybe he'll blow the other guy....BADA BING!!!!
That's right...shiiit is outa control now.

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joey, what part of town is your shop in again?



my woman loves riding on the back of the bike and i don't mind. my younger brother wanted a ride so i took him on the back of the bike, no shame. but it's different when it's on the back of an 81 CB650 than a sport bike i guess. and about the europeans, i had a girlfriend who, when checking out dudes with her best friends would ask themselves "gay or european?", kinda puts the whole thing in perspective. actually that girl is italian and i had to go meet her family there (it was a serious relationship) and over there, i mean, come on, these italian dudes, i mean, there is a limit to gayness and europeaness, i mean, seriously, damn, they are such fags! dudes there wear larger sunglasses than women and all that hair and make up and tight clothes and manerism.... italia is the country version of miami beach or whatever that gay area of florida is.

this puts brokeback mountain in perspective:
http://www.comedycentral.com/mother...l_video=60661&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true



CB650, FauxCatiFT500

Edited by - jb on May 15 2007 12:57:33 PM
 

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You know after all this talk....I need BOOOOB SCOOOOTCH !!! NOT BOTTLE OR CANNNED !! BOOOOB SCOTCH ON THE ROOOCKS ! ! !


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rt40 at moravia. near the 895 split. haven street and 40. if you go west and a little north from boston street. not too far from charmcity skatepark. we call it upper highlandtown. near the city impound lot on 40 where the 450 impounded motorcycles are getting ready to be auctioned off to central america. thats right, you cant actually buy any of those bikes. the good ones all go to the government for export. there are at least 500 motorcycles over in the impound lot though.

i was thinking about carrying around a scale to weigh chicks for rides. over 125? no way.

jc

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went riding with a buddy a couple of weeks ago and we pull into this parking lot next to a hot pink mitsubishi eclipse (old style turbo). I look that this thing and after the usual "you had to find the ugliest car in the lot to park next to" jokes I said "I wonder who drives this heap? Teenage girl?" My buddy goes "or a spanish guy". Not more than 5 minutes later this dark spanish looking dude in a poofy shirt half way open (seriously the guy looked like a bad 80's copy of Prince or symbol or whatever the fuck his name is now) walks up and gets in the car.

we fell over laughing.
 
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