[jbranson]

I just got 22 tons of crushed stone delivered for $285.
These days 22 tons of ANYTHING for $285 is cheap.
Sure beats buying 60 lb bags for $3.50.
JohnnyB

PS. I got lots of crushed stone.

 

[bfd]

JohnnyB
We used to have a guy come into the shop who was a little slow but came up with a classic quote. I showed him a local magazine/newsletter that cost $1.50 and he wasn't going to buy it.
"Why not, it's a buck fifty"
He thought for a minute and said
"If I bought everything that costs $1.50 I'd have no money and a house full of stuff that costs $1.50"
I always thought that would be great on a tshirt.
"22 tons of ANYTHING for $285 is cheap" works too
bfd

 

[texmawby]

i'll give you a buck-fittie for the shirt!

texy

"dude, my boots feel like they are filled with rain slushies!"