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quote:Originally posted by catboy

anyone who would allow judey within earshot of a cool list has clearly never met him...
Uhh... exsqeeze me? Take note that I am the first/only person who got onto the actual list (Godzilla, aside) who didn't demand a place on it. While everybody else clamored to be included, I was nominated by another member. Who suggested you be included? Oh, right... nobody.
 

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I nominated Craig. He's not on the list yet.
 

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quote:Originally posted by Judeyramone

Stop nominating people. You're diluting the cool factor of being nominated.
Eat it.
 

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Jeezus... look how cool I am:

Me driving a fucking tank!


Me just being cool:







Me, being cool, giving a little German kid a ride on a cool motorcycle (don't I look just like Tom Cruise in "Top Gun"?):



Hell, I was even cool as a little kid (I'm the cool one on the right):
 

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I hereby request that you change my username from the ultra-generic moniker I've been using to the much more appropriate
CoolGuy#33
 

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I've never been on anyones's "popularity contest" list. If there was one for dorks, dweebs, nerds, what ever, I might show up there.
I'm way below uncool. You know what? I don't give a flyin fook.
It is, what it is.
 

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PSA:

Requesting a userid change to something that includes "coolguy" is likely to get you a title like "poopstain" or "donkey punched".

This has been a public service announcement.
 

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Ooh, ooh! Can you change my name to "Donkey Punched"???
 

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quote:Originally posted by borzwazie

Sure, but then your title would be "mlinder" and nobody deserves that.
Touche, you hipster douchebag!
 

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I haven't been looking on this board at all recently.
Although, I nominate the new guy a few months ago with the pompadour and flat black buick to be on the list. You can't be cafe racing without the lucky strikes on the arm.
 

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I used to work at the biggest mausoleum in the United States. Riverview Abbey in Portland, OR. I ran the crematorium - fuckers. That's right. Me. During this time I had a sizzling hot little girlfriend that was in the most popular punk rock band in Portland. Losers. I oughta be something like 2 or 3 at the VERY LEAST. Oh wait, I race 2 stroke motorbikes, vintage ones . . 1 is taken so I'll settle for 16 and call it a day. Hippies.
 
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