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...you're working in a cubical farm, you've had nasty post-thanksgiving gas all morning. You finally let one rip (quietly), and 30 seconds later the really hot woman who's working on the same project decides to walk over and ask you a question. 30 seconds is just enough time for the stench to fully fill your cube...

there's no hiding that kind of stink.
 

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You just gotta get outa there, run! You can't wear that.

Or you could be like my old boss, turn to face her with your finger digging up your nose to the 2nd joint, but act like everything's normal,
ask her if she'd like some herbal tea...
 

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Nothing good comes from your ass thanksgiving or not

Hi Im new to the boards and have been reading some of the past stuff and you guys have me rollin

Any way
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Cafe to cafe? That takes to long. Hell who wants a Pint!
 

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I woulda looked at her, held my nose and said... "Damn Bitch..what'd you have for breakfast!!"
I've taken to walking the hallways to spread the love around. Can't handle that in the cubical anymore. Gotta carry the notepad and cell phone so it looks like I'm doing something important.

Something seriously crawled up my ass and died over thanksgiving.
 

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Rob...that's officially known as "Crop Dusting"

And.... you will find that with every passing year you are able to produce more volume, and a more pungent volume of Buzzard Love Gas.

JohnnyB
 
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