[joe c]

had some lady chase me about 10 miles yesterday. giving me the finger, blocking lanes of traffic, and trying to run me off the road. she thought i cut her off even though she crossed 2 lanes of traffic to get around me as i was passing into the left lane. at points we were both doing about 85mph through traffic. she was a c-bag. i was giving her the finger back and messing with her. i wanted to stop my bike, get off, and punch her in the face. bitch. i hate ignorant car drivers. especially since i try to be considerate of other car drivers even in my truck. i hope i see her again out there.

jc

 

[UngaWunga]

That's cool and all, just remember that she's in a 2 ton steel cage, and you're one a motorized bicycle.

Next time, take her mirror off and run.

Actually, don't. You can go to jail if she gets your plate number.

A few years back, I had a guy look right at me and pull into my lane. Big truck behind me, and I was already doing 80 on a bike that didn't have much more. So I stood up on the pegs and kicked his car as hard as I could. Didn't hurt the car, but pissed off the driver. We ended up racing down the highway, yelling and screaming at each other. I so wanted him to stop. I would have ripped out his spine and beat him to death with it. He was yelling and trying to spit at me out the window. He took a swerve at me and ducked last minute down an offramp.

Looking back at it, he could've so easily bumped me with his car, knocking me down at speed on a busy highway. I should've just kicked his car and let him go.

Yeah, just let it go.

 

[Geeto67]

I have too many encounters with cagers driving in NYC to even recount. MY fav's are the guys who go to block you while lane splitting. Anyway there is a local guy here who made up tire tacs on his lathe, things you throw down and they always land point side up (because there is a point on every side) to give the pesky cager (and every other vehicle behind him) a flat. This is too hardcore for me (not to mention irresponsible) but it goes to show you the battle between mc'er and cages can get pretty fierce.

If I am really pissed I will take a mirror with me (usually I throw it on the hood of the car as I pull away. Normally if somebody is just being an unconscoius twat I will pull up next to them in traffic and fold their mirrors in, when they yell at me I tell them "the way you drive it isn't like you use it anyway asshole" and that usually shuts them up. If I am really super mega hyper pissed I keep a small screw driver just inside my left sidecover of the honda (reachible while riding) and I will just drag it across the painted flanks of the offending cage. You can't believe how many people don't notice their car is being keyed.


none of this is legal BTW and I don't advocate any of it. safe motoring.

Edited by - Geeto67 on Jun 09 2006 09:48:07 AM

 

[UngaWunga]

Check out the NYC drag race...

http://www.digave.com/videos/

 

[imslow]

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1149765750/Racer_Nearly_Decapitated_by_Motorcycle

 

[ROSKO]

Ha. I did the race before that, it was rumored that there would be breathalizers at random checkpoints... if you weren't legally intoxicated you'd be disqualified...



BORN TO LURK, FORCED TO WORK.

 

[joe c]

what i didnt mention is after she cut me off and blocked my lanes, i got in front of her and made a pretty good run of it onto the expressway from the sidestreets. i did about 85 for about 5 miles then rolled off to the speed limit. as i looked into my mirror i saw some headlights comming up then highbeams. it was supertwat. so the fun continued into the city. so i actually made a run for it through traffic and onto the highway. so she was actually chasing me. my only other option was to stop and have to fight it out. (which i did kinda want to do at the time) after she caught me in the city, the fun was on again. at the first light i got off my bike, took about 6 steps towards her car and turned around to start walking towards the cop car at the front of the line. (we were directly across the street from the central police station in baltimore) she cut 2 more lanes of traffic and got the straight ahead green light. she did swerve at me and stopped inches from my rear wheel at a light. my original story was a little abbreviated. shes a cunt bag. i hope i see her again while im in my truck.

jc

 

[drainyoo]

Some fucker tried to side swipe me today for no reason. I guess I was going to slow for his ass but out of nowhere he decided he wanted to be in the lane I was in right in the spot that I was it. I know he did it on purpose cause he was beeping the horn when he did it. I chase the fucker down and at the first light I let him have it NYC style. I was so damn pissed off that I was about to break my fist on his face. He had the nerve to get out of the car and say that I was a dangerous driver. Prick.