well hell. I think I will call him up and off him a chinese pitbike, 25 dollars in shiny imitation gold coins (street value: 13 cents), a 1989 Kennedy coin, an angry tabby cat, a dead mouse (proof the tabby cat is in working order...), one obsolete rifle cartridge (i think it fits a carcano actually), and a thanksgiving hat which looks like a turkey sitting on one's head.
Also, the pitbike is a bit of a project. It doesnt have an engine, wheels, swing arm, triples, tank, seat, forks rear shock, frame or controls. Its actually a side cover, a broken front fender and a sticker. But the sticker probably kicks ass. If i could read Chinese and/or Japanese I would verify the ass kickingness of it.