But at least you were cool for that twenty minutes of wracked pain.I put that same seat on my CL350, and god it was MISERABLE. Shitty build quality, and my junk went numb after 20 minutes on the thing. It's mostly why I sold the bike.
In Tokyo riding with that seat, at least you could go fight the butt-demons to prove your manhood, then go and get a good butt massage from an old housewife. Later, a fried axolotl, a nip of whisky, and then off for an erotic ear-cleaning by a girl who looks thirteen.
And people say that the Japs are mad!
Walking funny from butt-burn in Austin just gets the knowing nods from friends: "butt plug huh?" .
Danger, is my business.