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A new holiday :

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or
just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on
the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the
word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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