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Wed. Early afternoon:
I take a big mushy shit and bend over and flush the toilet...my glasses fall out of my shirt pocket and into the toilet. As the water an turds swirl I see my glasses hanging on for dear life...the safe zone is reached...I have clear water to work with...at the last second a vindictive turd reaches up and pulls the glasses down in a feeble attempt to save it's own life.
Later in the afteroon, same day:
Toilet is drained and off the floor, a thorough search reveals that the glasses have made the big trip to the septic tank and are gone for good.
Wed. Early evening: I go online an order a new pair of glasses from eyeglassesdirect.com. All seems well.

Friday later afternoon: I get a phone call from a person with a foriegn accent....he wants to clarify some billing info for eyeglassesdirect.com....he has my billing info from previous orders...needs to clarify my expiration date and security code. I give him the info.
Friday early evening: I get a call from WesternUnion...someone is trying to make a cash transfer using my credit card number in Brooklyn (also the location of eyeglassesdirect.com). I tell them it's not me.
Still later: I call and cancel my card, they note that there is a pending cash transfer...I tell them it's bogus.
Still later: I get a call from someone I don't know telling me I called them earlier...I'm on their caller ID....I don't know the person. My phone number is now being used to make ID Spoof phone calls.

All seems to be in order now...new card on the way. It all started with a flush and a turd that refused to accept it's lot in life.
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dude, change your diet, or, ever hear of a thing called lasek???

i dont think youve heard the end of it.

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I'm reading this post while talking to customers on the phone. "No sir, I'm not laughing at you. One of the other guys here was making a funny face"
Any turd story is a funny story
 

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Got an email from eyeglassdirect.com...quote below:

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Mr. Branson,
The source of this situation has been identified. Steps have been
implemented to make sure this does not happen again. We apologize for the
inconvenience. If you like we would be happy to make you pair of reading or
distance glasses at no charge.
Thank you,
EyeglassDirect.com
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Why do I not feel that much better?
One advantage to getting $60 prescription glasses on the internet....you don't have to fight with turds to get them back. You just laugh at the turds...."haha you bastards...there's no freakin light inside that tank anyway...so fuck you dude, you can't see a fuckin thing in there...next light you'll see is when the big pipe comes down and sucks your ass into the truck!"

Yes...I talk to my turds...and sometimes they talk back. But only the nice ones like Mr. Hanky.
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wow, this si turning out better than i thought it would.....


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Thats why Elton John wears those big star glasses i hear.

Sweet can only be completely appreciated if you have experienced sour.
 
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