Wed. Early afternoon:
I take a big mushy shit and bend over and flush the toilet...my glasses fall out of my shirt pocket and into the toilet. As the water an turds swirl I see my glasses hanging on for dear life...the safe zone is reached...I have clear water to work with...at the last second a vindictive turd reaches up and pulls the glasses down in a feeble attempt to save it's own life.
Later in the afteroon, same day:
Toilet is drained and off the floor, a thorough search reveals that the glasses have made the big trip to the septic tank and are gone for good.
Wed. Early evening: I go online an order a new pair of glasses from eyeglassesdirect.com. All seems well.
Friday later afternoon: I get a phone call from a person with a foriegn accent....he wants to clarify some billing info for eyeglassesdirect.com....he has my billing info from previous orders...needs to clarify my expiration date and security code. I give him the info.
Friday early evening: I get a call from WesternUnion...someone is trying to make a cash transfer using my credit card number in Brooklyn (also the location of eyeglassesdirect.com). I tell them it's not me.
Still later: I call and cancel my card, they note that there is a pending cash transfer...I tell them it's bogus.
Still later: I get a call from someone I don't know telling me I called them earlier...I'm on their caller ID....I don't know the person. My phone number is now being used to make ID Spoof phone calls.
All seems to be in order now...new card on the way. It all started with a flush and a turd that refused to accept it's lot in life.
JohnnyB
I take a big mushy shit and bend over and flush the toilet...my glasses fall out of my shirt pocket and into the toilet. As the water an turds swirl I see my glasses hanging on for dear life...the safe zone is reached...I have clear water to work with...at the last second a vindictive turd reaches up and pulls the glasses down in a feeble attempt to save it's own life.
Later in the afteroon, same day:
Toilet is drained and off the floor, a thorough search reveals that the glasses have made the big trip to the septic tank and are gone for good.
Wed. Early evening: I go online an order a new pair of glasses from eyeglassesdirect.com. All seems well.
Friday later afternoon: I get a phone call from a person with a foriegn accent....he wants to clarify some billing info for eyeglassesdirect.com....he has my billing info from previous orders...needs to clarify my expiration date and security code. I give him the info.
Friday early evening: I get a call from WesternUnion...someone is trying to make a cash transfer using my credit card number in Brooklyn (also the location of eyeglassesdirect.com). I tell them it's not me.
Still later: I call and cancel my card, they note that there is a pending cash transfer...I tell them it's bogus.
Still later: I get a call from someone I don't know telling me I called them earlier...I'm on their caller ID....I don't know the person. My phone number is now being used to make ID Spoof phone calls.
All seems to be in order now...new card on the way. It all started with a flush and a turd that refused to accept it's lot in life.
JohnnyB
