Ahhh...don't feel so bad. I remember back when I was a one star type. Yeah I was shunned by society and was generally a pathetic person. But time marches on, and by listening intently to the wisdom of the multistar types I slowly learned and became wise myself.
Although now I can wallow in the deep ocean of my own wisdom and enlightenment...I can still look foward to the day I become a six star poster...which of course would make me a god like figure to the star challenged peoples of the world. But I feel I can rise to the challenge.
Of course if all you one and two star types send me $5 each I'll see what I can do to acclerate your advancement into enlightenment. It's a system I call the "Church of Starology"
Speaking of stars, I just went to a planetarium (long story, kids involved). Anyway, the dude was saying that if you look in the southwest evening sky you may see the star "Arcturus" which is approx 36 light years away, which means if you were born 36 years ago, and you look out and see arcturus, you'll be seeing it by the light that it emitted when you were born, sucka.