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JohnnyB
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That's MR. FIVE STAR WHORE to you.

Jeez, you pathetic two star types make me sick.

JohnnyB
Ahhh...don't feel so bad. I remember back when I was a one star type. Yeah I was shunned by society and was generally a pathetic person. But time marches on, and by listening intently to the wisdom of the multistar types I slowly learned and became wise myself.

Although now I can wallow in the deep ocean of my own wisdom and enlightenment...I can still look foward to the day I become a six star poster...which of course would make me a god like figure to the star challenged peoples of the world. But I feel I can rise to the challenge.

Of course if all you one and two star types send me $5 each I'll see what I can do to acclerate your advancement into enlightenment. It's a system I call the "Church of Starology"
JohnnyB
I wish I had five RED stars :(

JohnnyB
You know....I can't even hear you guys...cause you are so small...and I am so big....with my five stars and all.
JohnnyB
Don't feel bad, ask all the questions you want...remember ALL questions are dumb to us five star types. It's a burden being so smart...and having five stars.
JohnnyB

Did I mention I had five stars?
Yeah Baby! Four RED freakin stars is even better!

Check out my red shit, bright glowing red...like my giant ass four red star brain!

Better than 3 chicken shit yellow stars.

Johnny (always looking on the bright side) B.
Yeah..but your stars are green. Like a lame ass tree hugging, bike hating, sissy boy.

My stars are red, like fire, destruction.....BLOOOOOOOD.

JohnnyB
RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED !!!!!

JohnnyB
I like blue too.
And...I like Yellow...cause my pee is yellow.

JohnnyB
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