Johnny, I am making you a t-shirt that says:
"Ask me about my lifestyle"
in huge, reflective, 1970's applique letters.
Wow, just read all his rules and I gotta say that guy is a douche bag. They are funny though. I think the fact he needed to express them in writing on the internet makes him a douche bag. Oh and that ebay axle ad - that is the epitome of douche bag.quote:
A bike advertised as "Cafe" because an owner puts a set of clubman bars on it is one thing. Here's another. I hate this ad.
What's really funny is that the seller operates this website.
Edited by - Bret on Dec 03 2006 4:53:34 PM
Now that's what I'm talking about!!!quote:
Actually, what I think I mean is, I hate you. You suck. I can't stand how much I hate you. I'll be dreaming of how much I hate you tonight when I go to bed, but not in a gay sort of way. That would be kinda, well, gay. And I'm not, no matter what you may have heard... not that there's anything wrong with being gay. I'm just not. no matter what you may have heard.