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Dude....it was dead....you telling me you are really going to hold that against him?
I mean jeez, you get drunk, havin a good time, things just aren't working out with the broads that night, you find a little comfort where you can....don't tell me you haven't thought about it.
JohnnyB
I mean jeez, you get drunk, havin a good time, things just aren't working out with the broads that night, you find a little comfort where you can....don't tell me you haven't thought about it.
JohnnyB
some states have really strict laws reguarding animal abuse and beastality, others are rather silent...cough...cough...ahem...washington...cough....on the issue. What sucks is that if he does have to register as a sex offender he has to tell his neighbors and employers that he is a sex offender and in some states tell them a breif nature of the crime.
Love to see how that conversation goes:
Deer fucker: "hi...I'm your new neighbor and I just wanted to tell you that the law requires me to let you know that I am a convicted sex offender for sexually violating a deceased deer"
akward pause
neighbor: "you know dem ones on the lawn is plastic, right?"
I was in a porn store once and they had inflatible fat chicks. Sheep I can understand since they are really hard to come by in urban areas....but fat chicks? Come on. All you need is some twinkie cologone and 5 will follow you home on the subway. If you can't get laid by a fat chick you aren't trying or a shut in (who may fuck animals).
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just had to add this, scroll down:
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/
Fatty Patty Doll
Fat? So!
Large and in charge.
Three colossal love holes. 4 feet 9 inches tall. 55 inch chest and a whopping 39 inch waist. Connected pouch-type vagina. Self esteem sold separately.
Elsie the Inflatable Cow
Here's a dandy, inflatable cow who actually goes moo during sex.
One rear-entry opening. Spanish fly not required.
and this:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=16137
we are officially not family friendly anymore.
Edited by - Geeto67 on Mar 23 2007 7:50:43 PM
a friend of mine (really) said doing fat chicks was great because they really appreciated it. a horse? i don't know. and what do you have to do (or what do you have) to kill one by having a "moment" with it? isn't "hung like a horse" the standard bearer? guess he's "more well hung than a horse" doesn't roll off the tongue so nice. i'd better stop now.
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that deer f'er guy sounds hot......so hot i had to go and visit me lady!
Florence from The Jeffersons Doll:
"We really are moving on up. Who could ever forget Marla Gibbs' laser sharp, tart-tongued sass mouth of a maid? Sometimes it seemed like she and Mr. J would never see eye to eye. Enjoy f'ing her face all you want during Nick at Nite. Chocolate-colored inflatable plastic. Three openings. Does not perform housekeeping on the weekends."
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
texy
Florence from The Jeffersons Doll:
"We really are moving on up. Who could ever forget Marla Gibbs' laser sharp, tart-tongued sass mouth of a maid? Sometimes it seemed like she and Mr. J would never see eye to eye. Enjoy f'ing her face all you want during Nick at Nite. Chocolate-colored inflatable plastic. Three openings. Does not perform housekeeping on the weekends."
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
texy
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