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That guy would have a tough time in my yard at dusk. All that romantic lighting and those white, furry haunches.....

But really, what law did he violate with the deer? Register as a sex offender?
some states have really strict laws reguarding animal abuse and beastality, others are rather silent...cough...cough...ahem...washington...cough....on the issue. What sucks is that if he does have to register as a sex offender he has to tell his neighbors and employers that he is a sex offender and in some states tell them a breif nature of the crime.

Love to see how that conversation goes:

Deer fucker: "hi...I'm your new neighbor and I just wanted to tell you that the law requires me to let you know that I am a convicted sex offender for sexually violating a deceased deer"

akward pause

neighbor: "you know dem ones on the lawn is plastic, right?"
Um yeah the deer may have been dead but
the Horse wasnt.....

"He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it.
well it wasn't when he started but it sure was when he finished.
I was in a porno store once and they had an inflatable sheep. I was laughing my balls off thinking why?? Now there is one less mystery. You learn something new everyday.

I was in a porn store once and they had inflatible fat chicks. Sheep I can understand since they are really hard to come by in urban areas....but fat chicks? Come on. All you need is some twinkie cologone and 5 will follow you home on the subway. If you can't get laid by a fat chick you aren't trying or a shut in (who may fuck animals).


just had to add this, scroll down:

Fatty Patty Doll

Fat? So!

Large and in charge.

Three colossal love holes. 4 feet 9 inches tall. 55 inch chest and a whopping 39 inch waist. Connected pouch-type vagina. Self esteem sold separately.

Elsie the Inflatable Cow

Here's a dandy, inflatable cow who actually goes moo during sex.

One rear-entry opening. Spanish fly not required.

and this:

we are officially not family friendly anymore.

Edited by - Geeto67 on Mar 23 2007 7:50:43 PM
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