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paced_haste

Discussion Starter · Mar 23, 2007

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/arti...s_probation_for_dead_deer_sex/?p1=MEWell_Pos1

Unfortunate.

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Geeto67

· #6 · Mar 23, 2007

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That guy would have a tough time in my yard at dusk. All that romantic lighting and those white, furry haunches.....

But really, what law did he violate with the deer? Register as a sex offender?

some states have really strict laws reguarding animal abuse and beastality, others are rather silent...cough...cough...ahem...washington...cough....on the issue. What sucks is that if he does have to register as a sex offender he has to tell his neighbors and employers that he is a sex offender and in some states tell them a breif nature of the crime.

Love to see how that conversation goes:

Deer fucker: "hi...I'm your new neighbor and I just wanted to tell you that the law requires me to let you know that I am a convicted sex offender for sexually violating a deceased deer"

akward pause

neighbor: "you know dem ones on the lawn is plastic, right?"

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Geeto67

· #11 · Mar 23, 2007

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Um yeah the deer may have been dead but
the Horse wasnt.....

"He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it.

well it wasn't when he started but it sure was when he finished.

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Geeto67

· #13 · Mar 24, 2007

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I was in a porno store once and they had an inflatable sheep. I was laughing my balls off thinking why?? Now there is one less mystery. You learn something new everyday.

Pete

I was in a porn store once and they had inflatible fat chicks. Sheep I can understand since they are really hard to come by in urban areas....but fat chicks? Come on. All you need is some twinkie cologone and 5 will follow you home on the subway. If you can't get laid by a fat chick you aren't trying or a shut in (who may fuck animals).

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just had to add this, scroll down:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

Fatty Patty Doll

Fat? So!

Large and in charge.

Three colossal love holes. 4 feet 9 inches tall. 55 inch chest and a whopping 39 inch waist. Connected pouch-type vagina. Self esteem sold separately.

Elsie the Inflatable Cow

Here's a dandy, inflatable cow who actually goes moo during sex.

One rear-entry opening. Spanish fly not required.

and this:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=16137

we are officially not family friendly anymore.

Edited by - Geeto67 on Mar 23 2007 7:50:43 PM

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