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from one of those old emails
>THINGS YOU CAN SAY AT THANKSGIVING AND GET AWAY WITH:
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>1. TALK ABOUT A HUGE BREAST.
>2. TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST.
>3. IT'S COOL WHIP TIME!
>4. IF I DON'T UNDO MY PANTS I'LL BUST.
>5. WHEW THAT'S ONE TERRIFIC SPREAD.
>6. I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT.
>7. ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET?
>8. IT'S A LITTLE DRY, DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT?
>9. JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU'LL GET SOME.
>10. DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT.
>11. JUST SPREAD THE LEGS OPEN AND STUFF IT IN.
>12. DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE.
>13. I DIDN'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT ONCE.
>14. YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN.
>15. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU STICK IT IN?
>16. YOU'LL KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT POPS UP.
>17. WOW ! I DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL OF THAT.
>18. THAT'S THE BIGGEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
>19. HOW LONG DO I BEAT IT BEFORE
 

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hey where's the rest of it man i am rolling <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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that's all I got, funny shit though...

I love the dark meat!
 
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