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So...in my dreams last night I used these phrases.

In reply to a store clerk that asked me if I was a Painter:
"No, I'm a Take the day off'er"

Concerning a package of baloney in a grocery store:
"Hey, this package has already been opened.....by a Rat"

And...I can't go into details here, but I invented what could loosely be described as a sex act, called...."The Indian Larry".

I always remember my dreams in considerable detail...it's a burden.
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I had a really cool one the other night... had to do with dirtbike riding, crashing, getting knocked out, falling in and out of conciousness...

Later I bought an old farmhouse in VT with a barn, and the devil lived in the basement of the barn. But no one believed me...

Would make a cool movie. I'm tempted to write it down.

Or not.
 

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Hehe...that's close.

Ok...here it is...I didn't do it in the dream...but I told it as a joke to someone in the dream....see...I'm like a comedian in my dreams.

So you come home drunk...knock the woman face down on the floor...stand on her butt...piss on the back of her head.

I have no idea why the dream "me" came up with the name "Indian Larry"
JohnnyB



Edited by - jbranson on Jan 11 2007 12:46:55 PM
 

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time to end this thread. JB, keep that all in yo head.

so we can enjoy the story at the track.

I still laugh when I remember that story about your mama and the lobster. Or was that you and your mama and your knee?
 
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