[jbranson]

So...in my dreams last night I used these phrases.

In reply to a store clerk that asked me if I was a Painter:
"No, I'm a Take the day off'er"

Concerning a package of baloney in a grocery store:
"Hey, this package has already been opened.....by a Rat"

And...I can't go into details here, but I invented what could loosely be described as a sex act, called...."The Indian Larry".

I always remember my dreams in considerable detail...it's a burden.
JohnnyB

 

[UngaWunga]

I had a really cool one the other night... had to do with dirtbike riding, crashing, getting knocked out, falling in and out of conciousness...

Later I bought an old farmhouse in VT with a barn, and the devil lived in the basement of the barn. But no one believed me...

Would make a cool movie. I'm tempted to write it down.

Or not.

 

[Bret]

Sorry JB,
But it was just a dream. Larry already did it.

http://www.indianlarry.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?

 

[jbranson]

Hehe...that's close.

Ok...here it is...I didn't do it in the dream...but I told it as a joke to someone in the dream....see...I'm like a comedian in my dreams.

So you come home drunk...knock the woman face down on the floor...stand on her butt...piss on the back of her head.

I have no idea why the dream "me" came up with the name "Indian Larry"
JohnnyB



Edited by - jbranson on Jan 11 2007 12:46:55 PM

 

[Bret]

"I have no idea why the dream "me" came up with the name "Indian Larry""


It must have been the shoes.

 

[jbranson]

Which reminds me of something I saw written on a bathroom wall once...I still wonder what it means.

"Tell me about the Golf shoes".

JohnnyB

 

[UngaWunga]

quote:
Which reminds me of something I saw written on a bathroom wall once...I still wonder what it means.

"Tell me about the Golf shoes".

This one's better..

"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

 

[krapfever]

JB, I'm not sure if that qualifies as a "sex act". In Germany, maybe...

By the way, you made me spit my coffee all over the floor, you sick bastard.

Honda go sideways!

 

[imslow]

time to end this thread. JB, keep that all in yo head.

so we can enjoy the story at the track.

I still laugh when I remember that story about your mama and the lobster. Or was that you and your mama and your knee?

 

[oldschoolorange]

The joke in in your hand, lol hadn't seen that one for a while.

Hey someone pas me the wrench........ Ahh screw it where is the torch

 

[joe c]

my favorite was always, "help, im blind and my dog is dead"

as seen on the bathroom wall at our favorite local bar before it became a fern bar.

jc