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Things I wish I'd done in real life.

1313 Views 10 Replies 7 Participants Last post by  joe c my dreams last night I used these phrases.

In reply to a store clerk that asked me if I was a Painter:
"No, I'm a Take the day off'er"

Concerning a package of baloney in a grocery store:
"Hey, this package has already been a Rat"

And...I can't go into details here, but I invented what could loosely be described as a sex act, called...."The Indian Larry".

I always remember my dreams in considerable's a burden.
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Hehe...that's close. it is...I didn't do it in the dream...but I told it as a joke to someone in the dream....see...I'm like a comedian in my dreams.

So you come home drunk...knock the woman face down on the floor...stand on her butt...piss on the back of her head.

I have no idea why the dream "me" came up with the name "Indian Larry"

Edited by - jbranson on Jan 11 2007 12:46:55 PM
Which reminds me of something I saw written on a bathroom wall once...I still wonder what it means.

"Tell me about the Golf shoes".

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