Things I wish I'd done in real life.

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jbranson

Discussion Starter · Jan 11, 2007

So...in my dreams last night I used these phrases.

In reply to a store clerk that asked me if I was a Painter:
"No, I'm a Take the day off'er"

Concerning a package of baloney in a grocery store:
"Hey, this package has already been opened.....by a Rat"

And...I can't go into details here, but I invented what could loosely be described as a sex act, called...."The Indian Larry".

I always remember my dreams in considerable detail...it's a burden.
JohnnyB

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jbranson

Discussion Starter · #4 · Jan 11, 2007

Hehe...that's close.

Ok...here it is...I didn't do it in the dream...but I told it as a joke to someone in the dream....see...I'm like a comedian in my dreams.

So you come home drunk...knock the woman face down on the floor...stand on her butt...piss on the back of her head.

I have no idea why the dream "me" came up with the name "Indian Larry"
JohnnyB

Edited by - jbranson on Jan 11 2007 12:46:55 PM

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jbranson

Discussion Starter · #6 · Jan 11, 2007

Which reminds me of something I saw written on a bathroom wall once...I still wonder what it means.

"Tell me about the Golf shoes".

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