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Things I wish I'd done in real life.

1313 Views 10 Replies 7 Participants Last post by  joe c my dreams last night I used these phrases.

In reply to a store clerk that asked me if I was a Painter:
"No, I'm a Take the day off'er"

Concerning a package of baloney in a grocery store:
"Hey, this package has already been a Rat"

And...I can't go into details here, but I invented what could loosely be described as a sex act, called...."The Indian Larry".

I always remember my dreams in considerable's a burden.
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my favorite was always, "help, im blind and my dog is dead"

as seen on the bathroom wall at our favorite local bar before it became a fern bar.

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