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How many motorcycle forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn’t the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 

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Don't forget the inevitable you tube links showing a variety of videos that may or may not be related to light bulbs.

Ken
 

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And Tony to come along and post a disturbing, nightmareish picture followed by a schweet picture of his 2 stroke collection. Sorry couldn't resist :)
 

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And don't forget the one asshat who convinces the newbie that the only reason he wants to screw in a light bulb is because he wants to be like everybody else who lives in lighted rooms and that really we should live in the dark the way our ancestors did cause that is purer and not corrupted with the culture of the lightbulb.


....oh, wait......nevermind.....
 

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I prefer incandescent. Miniflourescent is killing american jobs and the environment through mercury release.
 

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Forgot about the guy who'd say that everyone here sucks and needs to convert their entire life to LEDS.
 

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best thread today!
 

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...and don't forget the guy that will paint it flat black and still be in the dark!
 
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