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First off your a yuppy, second you have to much money, and that bike doesn't make your dick look any bigger to women

lol I love that video, theres another good one where a guy buys the bike hits the throttle on the dealership parkinglong and slides out.

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I never get tired of seeing that vid. I have to find the guy with the bagger harley who hits a car in the HD dealer parking lot. Looks like a big hit too. There are so many stupid people out there.
 

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Hey now. We all had to learn sometime.


At least I made damn sure there were no cameras around. And I wore a helmet. And long pants. And I knew where the brakes were. And I didn't hit a big, obvious tree. And I didn't try it on a 650.

You're right. That guy's a douchebag.





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Mistake 1: Assuming you were smart enough to live because you were born.

Mistake 2: Your friend only said..."Look out for parked cars" Not "Look out for parked cars AND trees."

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Ya know if you give one moron a video camera there is always another moron ready and willing to do something stupid.
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well i've always said, "average isn't smart."

she is definately below average.

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I guess I'm a mysogynist (sp) but I just loved seeing that goofy bitch crashing into shit over and over. Sorry girl you just don't have the skillz...now drop them pants and do what god made you for.
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Ready for the big screen?? Heck I think she would somehow screw up a porno. That girl just ain't bright

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what do you think will happen when her boyfriend finds a chick that can do the helmet scrape properly?
she's one bad breakup away from 200lbs
 

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quote:
what do you think will happen when her boyfriend finds a chick that can do the helmet scrape properly?
she's one bad breakup away from 200lbs

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

bike stunt goddess... lol..
At least she has big bumpers for those faceplants.
 

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who knows...maybe one day while performing a stunt she'll knock her head and become sex crazed and retard strong, right when I am in the audience...er...um...I mean, nothing.
 

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its stupid twats like that that make me want to go up a tower with a high powered rifle. "haha...i moved the ramp on you like three feet" id love to see the video of her boyfriend. im sure he a real fucking rocket surgeon. 'look at my tits, arent they huge, does it make up for the fact that i dont have a usable brain cell?' stupid snatchbag. hope she falls off the back of that gsxr in front of the van shooting their next video. that video id watch.


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Maby she was just part of the stunt team because the affirmative action people were breathing down their necks. Lets see, woman, retard..... well there's 2, if she was ethnic they could have covered all the bases

Hey someone pas me the wrench........ Ahh screw it where is the torch
 
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