I help the ultra rich get richer. Literally. I consult on large and complex litigation cases usually on the side of the large company. They pay me barely a pittance (not being funny or ironic), but I have a lot off freedom in the form of weeks off between projects. My specialty pre 2008 was shareholder derivative suits and SEC investigations; post 2008 it is hatch-waxman patent suits involving drug companies v. Generics (I am not on the side of the generics).
President of a small software company (No Bill Gates money here). We specialize in Municipal Water & Sewer billing systems, water meters and radio reading systems. We develop the billing application and software for the reading systems.
Current: I teach rocks how to swim. Part-time faith healer, unlicensed psychologist, motivational speaker, cat herder, and reverse-telemarketer. Also dabble in Arthur Fonzarelli-style repair of CB250 Nighthawks and BN125 Eliminators.
Previous: Major T.J. "King" Kong wannabe, defender of freedom using really large-scale strategic and tactical nukes. Yes, I would proudly volunteer to ride the bomb to the target.