[Donald]

I guess I do remember my password.

 

[Donald]

Dude guy. Have you been out since you had it out last week? Not me, I honestly (no bullshit) haven't had time, or it's been too cold. Soon.

 

[Donald]

Dude guy. Have you been out since you had it out last week? Not me, I honestly (no bullshit) haven't had time, or it's been too cold. Soon.

 

[Donald]

I want stars and a better word than 'Tricycle' near my name.

 

[Donald]

I want stars and a better word than 'Tricycle' near my name.

 

[Donald]

Okay. If I'm less cool and called tricycle, I assume it's because everyone rides those two-wheelers called motorcycles. Well this is how cool I am: I ride unicycles, and when I'm tired of that, I ride zerocycles. Beat that she-aht, be-ahtches.

 

[Donald]

Of all the weird things we've called each other, one of my personal favorites being Donz or Donzarelli, Snoop-Don is one I have not heard. Nice one.

 

[Donald]

When I was talking about calling each other names, I meant all three of us. I wasn't giving credit to Jeremy for that. So watch it, ya crap snacker.

 

[Donald]

Hey Jeremy, you know what rhymes with Honda? Schmonda! I haven't ridden one of those forever.

 

[Donald]

Listen: Making fun of the girls I 'F' is fine, just as long as you two remember the chunky anal blood farts you blow at each other when you pull out.

 

[Donald]

Hey speaking of cheese whiz: Check out the classifieds and buy my fucking van!