I like it - "The Pasta Strainer" has a nice ring to it... Too bad it's on a Honda and not on a Duc. "The rice colander" just doesn't have that nice ring...
I completely agree on the hub forces - think about how much side loading is on the hub in addition to radial forces in the transition from full lean left to full lean right. Then think about hard cornering at fulltiltboogie and hitting a pothole in the track. Not to mention trail braking while cornering and hitting bumps. Be careful where and how you drill in hubs!
Then look carefully about where and how the loads get from the rim to the bearings all from one side of the hub - and be prepared to be impressed that it holds up at all. Then get scared about all the stress risers that are present in a stock casting...
No matter what you're drilling/milling in you'd better be thinking about load paths and stress risers.
And of course don't do any of this anyway - your kids will have three eyes and your nads will fall off and your cats will impregnate your dogs and your wife will run off with the neighbor's goat and there'll be toads falling from the sky - total pandemonium.
Having a lathe, milling machine and rotary table in the shop is dangerous to your racebike parts - they end up looking like pasta strainers...
None of it loses more weight than a good dump before racing anyway. In my case it's purely to look bitchin' and be able to maintain my status as #1 cheatin' bastard. One of the other mad scientist fabricators out here loves to say "yes I made it, yes it's damn cool, no you can't have one..."
Bateman
"I ran over
some old lady
one night at the county fair,
but I didn't
get arrested
because my dad's the mayor..."